Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Only in America...

How many of you work with people whose jobs are to oversee your duties, yet they seem to have problems accomplishing their own damn tasks? I DO! and let me tell you America, its the worst. Everyday I come to work prepared to do the tasks set out on my job description, but everyday it seems as if my simple job becomes more and more complicated. WHy? do you ask...well let me tell you....this 27 year old idiot (whom somehow managed to graduate college with a degree in stupidity and get a job reigning over me and my perfectly competent co-workers) just cannot seem to accomplish her own duties....THIS is not because she chooses not to, but it is however, America, because she chooses to chop it up with her amigos in el salvador 24 hours a day 7 days a week in verbal and text form, and spend a good six-eight hours of her work day on facebook's farmville. It doesn't even matter that she has absolutely no idea how to fill out A-G requirements on a transcript when that's the remedial basis of her job description. Or that all she has do all day is pull out students from their classes and come up with an action plan to help them succeed in their classes. PLEASE SOMEBODY, tell me why/how this is possible?? .....only in America, can a person hold a salary and benefits paying position, and not even know how the fuck to do their job....joder!

Monday, March 1, 2010

I am sick, sick, sick of your shit!!!

Ladies, its okay to bitch to you friends about the problems going on with you and your significant other, but dont bitch about how no good he/she is, send a mass text to all of your and his/her friends about how he ate your asshole, cheat on him in mixed company, update your facebook status with comments like, "i'm done with your bitch ass", or "fuck that dirty ass n***a, he done did me dirty for the last time", and then get back with him the next day! YOU just end up looking like a foolish silly ass bitch! Most likely, being your friend we already know all the dumbass shit you and your significant other go through cuz your always bitchin about it, so its probably not a good idea to out your entire relationship and all the intimate details to the entire internet world, and blow up your friends newsfeeds with your stupid ass comments. That's the kind of shit that gets you deleted! So please, PLEASE, don't make yourselves look like silly hoes!...for your sake and mine. And if he's doing so much to cause you to make yourself look silly, leave his ass already. He's CLEARLY no good.
-tellin it Like it is

This is it...

Well, this is it America... I have finally reached my boiling point. I, like many, many, of you, spend countless hours...no....days....inconveniencing myself with niceness. Why oh why?!?!? did my mother and father have to raise me with good manners?! (SIGH) Well, America....since its considered taboo to speak the truth and act on certain instincts....then where better to dish it out than through a blog, get this....ONLINE!!! whew! I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders! No more thinking ridiculous thoughts about people and things in my head. And even better, YOU can hear it too! And living in a society where THE MOST ridiculous shit happens everyday means this well will never run dry. xoxo gossip girl. haha... just kidding.